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Solving the public defecation dilemma -- Seattle, San Francisco, Denver . . .
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Dr. Jai Maharaj
2019-03-22 14:26:10 UTC
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Solving the public defecation dilemma

By Petro Alexandrovich
American Thinker, americanthinker.com
Friday, March 22, 2019

Seattle, San Francisco, Denver, and other bastions of the
natural approach to social diversity are faced with a
hygiene challenge that appears insoluble.  It is not.  We
have already solved the identical challenge as we walk
man's best friend!

Liberal city councils in the metropolises mentioned above
merely have to assign their progressive constituents the
voluntary duty of following one person who fits the public
pooping profile with biodegradable plastic bags at the
ready.  Once the public pooper has deposited his expression
of human rights and privileges, in steps our citizen-
volunteer to claim the rewards of a progressive
civilization by ensconcing the fresh extrusion in a nice
new transparent bag.  Imagine the sense of self-
satisfaction, public solidarity, and social justice
accruing to the progressive bleeding hearts!

What better way to show off one's progressive credentials
than having a one-on-one relationship with the least among
us?  I imagine that city council members would be the first
to volunteer their participation.  The city managers would
have to set up and administer a department of public
pooping accountability.  Each volunteer would have to have
pre-printed, bar-coded labels that would be affixed to each
bag, and then dated and coded with GPS coordinates.  A
public pooping phone application could automate much of the
data being collected.  I'm certain that in high-tech cities
like Seattle and San Francisco, many techies would rush to
develop the required app.

Imagine the value of the data collected using this pooping
profile.  Each bag would contain a wealth of health
information.  A specialized laboratory would be established
to run an extensive analysis of each sample.  Things like
specimen weights, disease, toxicity, and nutritional
evidence could be charted.  Interventions would be
scheduled based on one's pooping pathology report.  DNA
profiles would develop rapidly to facilitate further
interventions as socially deleterious patterns emerge.

Incorporating an incentive program for the volunteers would
be easy.  Rewards based on weight totals collected,
diseases identified, toxins confirmed, and interventions
accomplished would be celebrated at an annual event.  Both
pooper and collector would be feted in the press.  A
reality television series would internationalize the public
pooping franchise.  The Poopdashians as a title springs to
mind.

Continues at:

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2019/03/solving_the_public_defecation_dilemma.html

Jai Maharaj, Jyotishi
Om Shanti
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BeamMeUpScotty
2019-03-22 14:55:41 UTC
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Post by Dr. Jai Maharaj
Solving the public defecation dilemma
By Petro Alexandrovich
American Thinker, americanthinker.com
Friday, March 22, 2019
Seattle, San Francisco, Denver, and other bastions of the
natural approach to social diversity are faced with a
hygiene challenge that appears insoluble. 
This is what Liberalism seeks as the height of civilization, after
thousands of years of learning that walking through human waste is
unhealthy we have Liberals reverting back to their natural state of
progress.

It's NO accident that the shit is flowing down hill to the LEFT COAST
and the Liberals will eventually choke to death on it.

Is it any wonder that the Measles outbreak was in a bastion of 3rd world
Socialist Liberalism where we already know that toilet paper is a luxury
only for the political elite?

They want to force people to get a vaccine and become a government petri
dish experiment, and then allow people to crap on the sidewalk.

*Liberalism is unsustainable, self destructive and contradicting*

The day is coming when the rest of the nation will be forced to invade
those bastions of Socialism and bring the politicians to justice for
their sedition and violations of the Constitution and the violation of
the RIGHTS of the people.

The next civil war is shaping up to be an EAST/WEST civil war rather
than a NORTH/SOUTH. The edge of the ROCKY mountains will be the new
MASON/DIXON line.
--
That's Karma


Byker
2019-03-22 17:31:20 UTC
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Post by BeamMeUpScotty
The day is coming when the rest of the nation will be forced to invade
those bastions of Socialism and bring the politicians to justice for their
sedition and violations of the Constitution and the violation of the
RIGHTS of the people.
The next civil war is shaping up to be an EAST/WEST civil war rather than
a NORTH/SOUTH. The edge of the ROCKY mountains will be the new MASON/DIXON
line.
Remember the famous red v. blue voting map? http://rlu.ru/2BW4K

There is a LOT of red, and in the interior the few blue splotches are all
cities like Las Vegas or Denver. That is a lot of territory for a
counter-insurgent force to control, and this is critical. The red is where
the food is grown, the oil pumped, and through which everything is
transported. And that red space is filled with millions of American
citizens with small arms, a fairly large percentage of whom have military
training. Remember what a couple of untrained idiots did in Boston? They
shut a city down. Now multiply that by several million, with better weapons
and training.

“When you look at the map of red and blue states and overlap on top of it
the map of the Civil War—and who was allied with who in the Civil War—not
much has changed. We never agreed on the outcome of the Civil War and the
direction the country should go in. The postwar amendments were highly
contentious—especially the Fourteenth Amendment, which provides equal
protection under the law—and they still are today. What does it mean to
deliver voting rights to people of color? We still don’t know.”
https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/is-america-headed-for-a-new-kind-of-civil-war
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